She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
