Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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