Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
In other news, I just burned my penis
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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