Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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