people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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