Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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