Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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