Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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