I'm really into asian looking animals
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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