How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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