shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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