the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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