it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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