I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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