He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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