I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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