i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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