I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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