her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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