brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
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