Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
