Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
how does that bad decision feel?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
