gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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