Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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