That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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