I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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