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Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
My vagina just recognized that song.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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