Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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