I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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