he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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