Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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