people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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