Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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