you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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