sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Acid is not a monday night drug
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
