Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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