Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Randomize
