Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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