He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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