Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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