just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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