why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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