Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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