i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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