well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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