sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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