rhymes with "ouble enetration"
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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