found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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