brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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