no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I think my nap took me to another dimension
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
