Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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