Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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