I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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